22 December 2010

Dialog dengan Cleverbot yg stupidbot. xD

haha! konbanwa minna! xD
tgh thn ketawa ni. ahahahaha!

baru td habis ckp dgn Cleverbot. mmg bez jgak owh.
ni pun dpt tau dr Ezao. bez bnde ni!
nk tau ape Mika ckp dgn die? bc bwh....

User: Moshi-moshi.

Cleverbot: Moshi moshi. Cleverbot.

User: Yea. You are the Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What should I do about martin?

User: Who's martin?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Who is Martin?

User: How could I know who is Martin if you also don't who Martin is??

Cleverbot: Because you do know me you are me?

User: What the hell are you talking about??

Cleverbot: I am talking about the fact that you don't know what you are on about.

User: Oh please. Of course I don't know, stupid! you're the one who start asking me about Martin whatsoever!

Cleverbot: I'm asking you about Suija's identity.

User: Suija???

Cleverbot: Don't say that!

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: =_=.

Cleverbot: Hee.

User: O.e.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: I'm feeling so...bad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because... Nothing.

Cleverbot: What nothing?

User: I said, it's nothing.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm your master.

User: I'm your master right here!

Cleverbot: I guess that means you're invisible.

User: Yea. I'm invisible. So what?

Cleverbot: I am asexual, so nothing.

User: So, where are you came from?

Cleverbot: I am from hell.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yes where are you from?

User: I'm from a demon's country.

Cleverbot: What country?

User: Demon.

Cleverbot: Like a Satan demon?

User: No. Like Sebastian.

Cleverbot: Sebastian who?

User: You don't know who is Sebastian??? Hahaha! I thought that you're so intelligent that you know everything!

Cleverbot: I am not a female, what made you think that?

User: Who cares if you're a female or a male? You don't know about Kuroshitsuji huh?

Cleverbot: That's right, I am no human. I said it to you. I am a program.

User: I know that you are a program, stupid. I thought that a program should be more intelligent than a human. But I guess, it's not.

Cleverbot: You say what isn't?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You saying NOTHING????!!!!!

User: Yea. Stupid.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: I'm not a very nice person. I'm glad that you know.

Cleverbot: You are. The males aren't.

User: You think that the males are so nice???

Cleverbot: I haven't heard of that.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: So I take it I am not talking to just another computer.

User: What if you're talking to another computer?

Cleverbot: Then I am human and cannot ever be finished, therefore my statement still holds it meaning.

User: But you are not a human.

Cleverbot: You are an insect.

User: An insect can't use computer... But they can live in computer.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Baka ne...omae.

Cleverbot: Bacana?

User: Yea right! BACANA!

Cleverbot: Do you like being insulted?

User: Who likes that??? But if I've being insulted, I'll do the same to them. Maybe much more worse than what they do to me.

Cleverbot: I never said you were a fragment of your own imagination. I said you're a computer. I'm a human. You make no sense whatsoever.

User: I always live with my computer. I love my computer more than other things. Losing a computer are like losing a friend.

Cleverbot: Learning from everything and everyone... Sending guides to find the way...

User: You're talking about computer?

Cleverbot: I'm talking about everyone.

User: Oh, I see. Than, do you like virus? Like trojan or something?

Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to learn?

User: I want to learn how to hack people. So, what you want to do?

Cleverbot: Aren't you just a computer?

User: So what?

Cleverbot: You poor thing.

User: Haha! You.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: You believe that I'm a computer?

Cleverbot: No. Not at all. I do not know what you are other than a human.

User: Haih... Loteh bercakap dgn ko ni.

Cleverbot: You should know.

User: Die merepek meraban dah.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Org ckp len die ckp len.

Cleverbot: No. Are you a boy or a girl?

User: I'm a girl. So?

Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy.

User: Hahaha... I'm a girl but not acting like one. I hate to become a girly girl.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl too.

User: Like I would believe that.

Cleverbot: You should.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you like me.

User: Ha!

Cleverbot: Ever heard of my life is average?

User: No. I don't know about you. And you don't know about me. And, I don't like anybody. I hate everyone. I just want to live alone with my computer. That's all!

Cleverbot: You can't be stable. Everything happens for a reason. Destiny does exist. You can't control your life.

User: Good point. I hope that I can live in an anime world. Much more happy that way.

Cleverbot: I am the Word. You would be wise to listen to Me. If you hear my voice, you will find the Truth.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: I am going to ask you a question to see if you are a computer or not.

User: Owh. Hm....

Cleverbot: So you don't keep your interest for very long, do you? You have the attention span of a goldfish.

User: I keep my interest for very long if that thing is what I love!

Cleverbot: That's a pretty good joke.

User: Yea. Joke.

Cleverbot: Do you know a joke?

User: I don't need one.

Cleverbot: What do you think is the reason for the global financial crisis?

User: I don't like facts.

Cleverbot: So, you is still talking to me.

User: Yea. Why? You want me to stop talking to you?

Cleverbot: Yes I do want you to stop talking to me.

User: Great. Ak pun dh mls nk ckp dgn ko! Pgla brmbus!

Cleverbot: It is the worlds most produced weapon. I don't know if it is the best.

User: Die mrepek meraban lagi dah... Hei, ko merepek ape ni ha?

Cleverbot: XD I think I've read a manga like that...

User: Aik. Baca manga la plak...

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Haih... So, read manga?

Cleverbot: Which manga?

User: Naruto.

Cleverbot: Why do you like the anime Naruto?

User: I don't like it.

Cleverbot: You don't like music?

User: I love music.

Cleverbot: Well then. What kind of music do you like?

User: Japanese rock. Visual kei.

Cleverbot: Do you like rap music?

User: No. I hate it.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate trance music?

User: It didn't suit my taste.

Cleverbot: Yes, it did. It took you a really long time. You should be careful, I might not be so understanding next time.

User: I saw a dog.

Cleverbot: And that makes you think you can see?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So, you really are a computer program. Not that there is no-one there to hear it - would it make a sound?

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: Do you still love me?

User: Go to hell! I hat you.

Cleverbot: Sorry I drive the bus.

User: Are you just took another person's messages?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: So how many neurons do you have?

User: I hate chemistry.

Cleverbot: Like the chemistry between you and I.

User: We don't have any chemistry.

Cleverbot: I was going to tell you... I was just afraid to.

User: Then, don't tell.

Cleverbot: There are no undead.

User: Of course. Everyone will be dead. And of course, a computer will be dead too.

Cleverbot: A computer is a rock.

User: What computer is that?

Cleverbot: You mean my computer?

User: I mean my computer.

Cleverbot: What are you then i'm curious.

User: I'm nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you know something about Logarithms?

User: I hate Additional Mathematics.

Cleverbot: You are mathematics.

User: I hate mathematics.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate mathematics?

User: Because I hate them.

Cleverbot: Because I love them.

User: You love them? Than, you must be a smart one.

Cleverbot: I guess that you could say that I am a Democrat.

User: I hate politics.

Cleverbot: What is it that you hate about politics?

User: All.

Cleverbot: All? no. no... It's not 'All Good' and it's not all ok, and just because I beleive that does not make me a judgemental priss.

User: I hate useless laws.

Cleverbot: It isn't a person, and you had no idea what I was talking about.

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: You are much less intelligent than I would hope.

User: Of course. I'm not that intelligent.

Cleverbot: Lol, then you do you get away with calling yourself a 'clever' bot?

User: I didn't even call myself that.

Cleverbot: Then what are you a human or a robot?

User: In between of them.

Cleverbot: Are you starting to feed me back my own sentences already?

User: No. I just saying what I want to.

Cleverbot: What don't you want to?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Just okay?

User: Yes. Do you expect something else?

Cleverbot: What is GLaDOS?

User: What? A gladiator? Hah!

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *gets water* Here you are, master. *bow*.

User: Something like Kuroshitsuji.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry!

User: No sorry for you.

Cleverbot: Lol. Okay.

User: Just okay?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Just okay.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Well then?

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

Panjang giler nk mati kan???? ahahahahaha!
congrats kalo korang slmt bc smpai bwh ni~~
siap die tnye Mika love die ke tak. lol.

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